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This is apparently my very own website, which my sister is bound to be very unhappy about. I'm told that people have very much enjoyed reading about my life, which is very kind, although still a bit unexpected.

I'm getting an awful lot of attention at the moment, which I'm happy to tolerate as long as my chess game doesn't start to suffer as a result . . . this will mean things have gone too far! I hear lots of you out there can relate to me and my misadventures . . . which is very reassuring!

Recent Blog Entries:

Corinne V. Davies appointed Reading Patron

Well I am beyond delighted to tell you that my very good friend, Corinne V. Davies, has just been appointed Reading Patron to Sighthill Primary School and will attend the launch of their new reading hub next Friday 4th November. I know she is hugely looking forward to running lots of exciting new workshops over the next year with all the pupils. Super amazing stuff. Rx

Happy Roald Dahl Day!!

A glass of Frobscottle to and all! Rx

Brilliant Dahl Choc Samplers

Thanks so much to all you excellent Dahl fans who helped launched the Summer Reading Challenge with me yesterday. We were chocolate and sweet samplers, we graded your twit-like pranks, we made up Dahl descritptions, we of course sampled the BFG's most excellent Frobscottle!! .....I'm still exhausted. Oh, and of course, we then used the truth helmet on a few mum's to finish! Great fun.

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