Ralph's Blog
This is apparently my very own website, which my sister is bound to be very unhappy about. I'm told that people have very much enjoyed reading about my life, which is very kind, although still a bit unexpected.
I'm getting an awful lot of attention at the moment, which I'm happy to tolerate as long as my chess game doesn't start to suffer as a result...this will mean things have gone too far! I hear lots of you out there can relate to me and my misadventures.....which is reassuring!
Recent Blog Entries:
Is it safe out there?
Submitted by Ralph on Fri, 23/07/2010 - 06:34.Seriously? Is the world cup over yet? I announced my hibernation for the duration of the tournament (as you know I'm scared of those footballer types) but I'm beginning to suspect that everyone's forgotten to tell me that it's safe to come out again! This wardrobe is getting a bit pokey now and I've run out of crisps! Rx
Ralph sends in a body double to the Borders Book Festival!
Submitted by Ralph on Tue, 22/06/2010 - 12:26.That's right...it was just my luck! Poor Ivy was ill, I had to go and look after her, but it's ok... I asked Pab Roberts (aka Voice of Ralph) to step into my shoes instead and he apparently had a lovely time, though a few people were suspicious that he wasn't actually 8! He apparently got chatting with some lovely politicians and great authors and generally looked fabulous in a pair of tights and a cape. I hear that someone called George did a great cat impression for El Ashfield to draw and there were superhero stances a-plenty, with quite a few mums and dads making their own masks!
Borders Book Festival this Saturday 19th June!
Submitted by Ralph on Wed, 16/06/2010 - 12:37.I'm really looking forward to meeting you at the Borders Book Festival, Melrose.....don't forget now, 4pm this Saturday 19th June. GOODNESS! I haven't ironed my cape!!! Rx
