The Rude Man

Hi...Bernard here, but you know me as 'The Rude Man' apparently. I'm not that rude on the whole to people I like. Then again I don't like anyone. I can't believe my bad luck that Ralph happened to be in the bank that day. It was my first crime and I'd been planning it for months! What were the odds on an undercover 'superhero' banking his coppers that day? Small I'm sure. The police asked me what I intended to do with the money...I hadn't fully decided but a new armchair and perhaps a holiday would have been nice. Not that it matters now...not where I am! That Ralph has a lot to answer for!

Favourite Colour: Black...and white....stripes these days!

Favourite Food: Prison porridge
Favourite Hobbies: Reading books on 'Why crime doesn't pay'.....but also daydreaming about what might have been if it weren't for Ralph!